fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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