Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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