so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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