Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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