So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
