I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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