It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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