dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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