how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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