Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
