How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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