It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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