Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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