Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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