saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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