On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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