Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There r osticjed everywhere
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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