The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
COCAINE IS GR8
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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