well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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