I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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