i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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