Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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