You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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