i think my tv is drunk
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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