i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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