And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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