I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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