Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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