Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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