we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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