waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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