you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
