i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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