My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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