Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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