Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
