would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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