i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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