well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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