GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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