There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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