Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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