If that was your dad, he is hot
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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