Well douche your snatch and let's go!
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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