Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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