you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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