I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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