one might say we're banned from that church
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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