Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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