Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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