this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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