yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
