Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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