Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
i've created a new STD.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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